british 101.

My apologies, "English 101" because apparently "British" encompasses too many people that are not English, but British. Don't call a person from Scotland or Wales English, because they aren't.

You walk on the pavement,

not the sidewalk.

Rubbish goes in the bin not to be confused with garbage going in the trash.

Whilst watching TV with friends, you might find yourself in the lounge but definitely not the living room.

If you would like a Vodka Seven, be sure to order a Vodka Lemonade or you may just get seven vodka shots.

Be aware that a pint of Stella is actually a pint of wifebeater.

When job hunting, you hand out your CV. Whatever it is you call resumé doesn't exist here.

Remove the word "pants" from your personal dictionary, it will only get you in trouble. Pyjama pants? Goodbye. Capri pants? See ya. Pants are underwear here or commonly known as knickers. Trousers are pants. See? Trouble.

Lay's Chips are Walker's Crisps. Here chips are thick cut fries commonly seen next to a pile of fish.

If somebody asks you for a lift, they're looking for an elevator not a ride.

If you pull someone, it doesn't mean you grabbed them. Unless you grabbed them and made out with them furiously. "Pulling" is a large concept which basically insinuates hooking up with someone.

Last but certainly not least, picking up a pack of fags is not derogatory or related to a hate crime, you just need cigarettes.